Topside

Something that is really great, brilliant, sterling.

Wow that waistcoat is really topside.

by evenstarx October 18, 2018

bottle tops

1. shrooms

fresno is a long drine homeboy. you guys want some bottle tops for the road?

by cuco October 5, 2003

Fucking Tops

Something that is actualy shit, but when "Fucken Tops" is said, it is said sarcasticly.

Oh yeh Slipknot! Theyre fucking tops!
Our english class is fucking tops!

by eddy1 May 2, 2005

TWOFS

Total Waste Of Fucking Space

A person or situation thats pointless, omg why did I bother with that it was just a TWOFS.
You kno that geeza who thinks our m8 is cute well he cracked onto her and we kno he's a complete looser so we told her dont bother with him hes a TWOFS!

by MoJo701 September 18, 2007

Topslice

verb.

To topslice is to take a collection of something and take some of said collection for oneself privately before other people are aware of the full volume of the initial collection.

1. I left my weed at Jay's house last week and the fucker topsliced the bag. There was at least two joints worth missing.

2. Christine chose to topslice the money that she found in the wallet before handing it over to the police.

by ohlawdmudkips December 28, 2007

Topslipper

A word used, when drunk, to define 'top button' on a shirt. This word has a versitile past used by many drunkards over the world

'dooooodddeeee, can u help me do up my topslipper?'

by harry and james December 9, 2008

Topscoorder

1. The man who always scores chicks and is loved by many people

He's great with chicks - Yes, it's a topscoorder!

by pimpless December 6, 2009