twitter 

the spot between your twat and your shitter

"That's my twitter!"

twitter by pooster2 December 9, 2012

Twitter 

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

Twitter by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015

twitter 

a site for douchebags and hoes to verbally-fight other douchebags and hoes.

Jax- You see that fight between Kaya and Layla!?
Nick- No where was it?!?!
Jax- On Twitter!

twitter by al pal April 3, 2016

Twitter 

A social media site where people can go to express their opinions and share their thoughts. Twitter is not intended to be used as a gate way to singling people out or exposing them. It is also a site where the user should feel safe enough to share whatever they'd like without being targeted in a negative manner.

Twitter User: "today i..."
Twitter User: "I really hate when..."

Twitter by Ndjsjzjsnalcnizjwkslc April 29, 2016

Twitter 

A social and media web site promoting random personal text in limited characters to random people helping promote online friendships and more...

People who purchase twitter _itBots are looking for love in the right places, and people talking to these twitter bots are benefiting in potential IRL human friendship{s}, and AI advancement online. TY TWITTER

Twitter by Hello uU www site! TY May 21, 2016

twitter 

a bird

hey look at that twitter

twitter by sam667 March 7, 2017

Twitter 

Donald Trump's search engine

Fuck Twitter

Twitter by koolcid633 June 4, 2017