Ture

adj. In a state of immense boredom in which the subject begin to sing and ramble about random thing without control.

I think I'm ture...you know, cows are awesome! I think they should have their own country! etc.

by Super Duck August 9, 2006

The Dirty Turczak

When you knock a girl out so that she is unconcious, then you fling her over your shoulder and bring her to your bed.

Jim used The Dirty Turczak in order to get laid for the first time.

by God May 13, 2005

text-ture

derived from the word torture, it is the act of receiving unwanted text messages from someone you can't stand

Q: You still hear from Fay?

A: Yeah, man she won't leave me alone; it's hellish
text-ture...

by JPnEB October 16, 2008

Turked

To be high as a kite. Past tense of to Turk, which means to smoke weed. Turkey is slang for weed in some Midwestern States.

I was really fucking turked last night, I couldn't even tie my own shoes.

by Turkeypup December 23, 2009

terceled

When a vehicle is almost hit by an old POS car whose driver is receiving road head.

I was driving down the highway and some crazy guy in the next lane almost terceled me.

by pssexterra July 27, 2010

Turke

An unpatriotic person who proritizes personal gain ahead of their own country and people. Otherwise known as a cockroach.

That politician is a turke

by NSLAGF July 9, 2016

Turbed

Turbed is when you take a shit on a girls feelings and swerved her like she was nothing all for another kik hoe.

Boy you totally TURBED me for that KIK hoe.

by UnicornGirl546 May 9, 2020