tulpa

A vein on the penis that has become enlarged and/or darkened so that it has become obvious and unnatural.

That cock ring was way too small, every vein on my dick was a full-on tulpa.

by Master McMaster July 10, 2011

Pink Tulip

The 40 year old fantasy football ass hole who lives in his mom's basement and thinks he is actually coaching his players. Otherwise know as Alfie

That pink tulip started two guys on a buy week and wants to change the line up on monday....he must have love getting fucked in the ass as much as Melissa Stark

by The Big Kahuna 2008 October 15, 2008

Tula

A girl that snitches on gangbangers

This Tula bitch snitched on ma homegirl fo posting a gun on social media
Snitches get stitches

by Fuckyoulilsnitch June 21, 2019

Tulane

A school that when compared to any other school looks like the scum of the earth. The punch-line of many jokes when talking about one's stupidity.

She is so dumb. Like where does she go, Tulane?!

by MadGil December 5, 2010

tulip

A popular word used to speak of a hand gun. used in most places specially when speaking over the phone.

1. Yo son go get the tulip we got some beef.
2. Yo were the tulip at son homie just got shot at.

by rayne1 June 14, 2006

Tulations

abbreviation of Congratulations congratulations, congradulations

Tulations on your engagement to that asshole!

by Gina Reeler February 12, 2008

Telapathy

A psychic's lack of interest in or concern for things that others find moving or exciting.

The lady at the psychic hotline didn't care that I was going to die a horrible death at the hands of a polar bear. She's telapathetic.

Cruel, cruel telapathy!

by Jonathan D. Miller May 26, 2008