Tsunami

a word we fucking can't spell right

Person 1: Did you see the tsunami on the news?
Person 2: Yea, they can't a simple word right
Person 1: That's what I was thinking!

by *LoadsShotgun* May 11, 2021

tsuNAMI

A "tidal wave" of people heading to a mental health clinic for treatment.

Immediately following every election, funny farms experience a huge influx of "I voted for somebody else" folks who are super-anguished that their "pet" candidate did not win; this is often soon followed by a second, even bigger tsuNAMI that's comprised of folks who DID INDEED vote for the election's winner, and are now bitterly disappointed that said candidate broke his campaign-promises of positive reform once he got in da catbird's seat.

by QuacksO November 7, 2021

Shondito Tsunami

The act of waiting your whole life for that sweet chance to slide through the back entrance. The build up in your mind has been so great that at the moment of penetration on you immediately explode an immense load of goo. This sets off an unforeseen tidal wave of feces and love juice that decimates everything in its path in a 15 foot radius and sends you scooting across the room like a body surfer. You’re only option is to doggy paddle back to your wifey and give her mouth to mouth before she drowns in a puddle of her own soil.

The wait was so intense, when she finally allowed me inside I set off a Shondito Tsunami

by Atlanta00 March 28, 2025

tsunami

a large group of asain tourists

"yo, that tsunami taking up the whole museum"

by tsunamiiii July 26, 2018

Silver Tsunami

When the amount of elderly people is noticeably higher than the amount of teenagers and children.

John: Yeah dude, there’s like no youth at my church, it’s all grandmas and grandpas.
Mike: Well bro, seems like there’s a silver tsunami in your church.

or

Aidin: There’s so many older people in this nursing home. It’s so sad.
Paul: I think what’s even more sad is the silver tsunami that hit us.

by S0lari0us June 19, 2023

Shondito Tsunami

When you wait and wait your whole life desperately awaiting the chance to slide your member into the rear entrance. When you finally get your chance, you bust an immense load of man goo at the instant of penetration. This surprising act sets off a shocking chain reaction where your parter releases massive tidal wave of feces and spunk which destroys everything within a 15 foot radius. You ride this wave of waste across the room like a body surfer. You are then forced to doggy paddle back to your lady and give her doodoo entrenched struggling body mouth to mouth before she drowns in her own excrement.

I was so excited for my first try at slipping it in the rear that I burst immediately and set off a Shondito Tsunami.

by Atlanta00 March 30, 2025