Thumpkin

A more powerful blumpkin; a blumpkin with 'a little more umph.' A quickly and fiercely delivered blumpkin, often resulting in massive amounts of shit water and semen splatter with heavy collateral.

1. So my girl sat me down on the john and we proceeded to experiment with a blumpkin. It went downhill from there and I ended up getting more of a thumpkin than anything else. By the end of it, us and the whole god-damned bathroom was covered in shit and cum.

2. Yeaup, so I pressured Lisa into giving me a blumpkin the other day... bad idea. Instead I got a massive thumpkin that blew out the lights and shattered my mirror. The toilet's fucked too.

by mcautistic April 6, 2013

Trumping

The consumption of Trump (menstrual creampie) by the male partner after coitus.

That dude is nasty! He's into Trumping, and he doesn't wash his face when he's done.

by dirtywordsmith January 23, 2017

Trumping

verb
Pretending to seriously consider something you have no intention of doing solely to generate publicity.

Donald Trump is talking about running for president in 2012, just like he did in 2000, 2004 and 2008? Man, he's really trumping.

by TheRuke May 19, 2011

trumping

when you run to a person, expose your penis, and shove it into their face while yelling, "Trump me! Trump me!" consensually.

I'm sick of all these dudes trumping one another.
I thought I was hot stuff, and then she trumped me.
He kept trumping me all night, thinking I'd suck his magnificent dick.

by NotStung August 6, 2016

Trumping

To act like Trump while performing a horrible feat.

" Thanks for Trumping me dude!''

by Jeanette Summers May 19, 2016

trumpin

The exuberant feeling of being completely on top that occurs just before the moment you realize you have been a completely selfish hurtful dickhead.

"Look out, Joe is Trumpin again. He will be feeling like shit about himself tomorrow."

by Waleho August 27, 2016

trumping

besting someone with that you had a trump card. "you activated my trap card," if the trap card was so valuable in play there that it changed the course of the game THERE, it was a trump card.
card, can refer to what you've used to act further into play

He had cards we didn't know about he kept trumping everyone at the table.

by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018