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Ticketmaster

My friend was injured when he was mugged, I just went to Ticketmaster so avoided the beating when my pockets were emptied
by drstonk July 27, 2022
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Poon Ticket

Used almost exclusively by men. When a girl sends you a text message that confirms either directly or indirectly that you will get some from her, that message is known as a "Poon Ticket".
Guy 1: *phone goes off, indicating a text message* Dude! I'm getting some tonight!
Guy 2: Show me that text! *steals phone* Oh, damn, show me that Poon Ticket!
Guy 1: ULTISNECIOUS
by Oingo Boingo June 20, 2007
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tricked out

To take an average or below average object and increase its value by adding premium or above average modifications.
Putting a $2000.00 stereo system, 12 inch aluminum alloy rims (that spin in the center), and plasma televisions in a 1981 Gremlin automobile.
by Eric August 24, 2004
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ticket nazi

the woman cop in south bound brook new jersey that gives tickets for the littlest things
"im riding my bike without a helmet OH NO HERE COMES THE TICKET NAZI"
by rhyann August 26, 2005
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golden ticket

Letting women know what your "packing" with by saying you us only the Golden wrapped magnums.
Hey Yo Shawty... I got that golden ticket!
by foxtrot_gumbo January 4, 2008
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Chinese Laundry Ticket

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.
Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!
by Buchter December 19, 2005
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woof ticket

In The Atlanta Journal and Constitution, Betty Parham and Gerrie Ferris
wrote in 1992, "Although its origin is uncertain, 'woof ticket' is a
somewhat dated phrase that refers to an outrageous or exaggerated boast
meant to intimidate or impress the listener." Woof is a Black English
pronunciation of "wolf." According to Geneva Smitherman's 1994 "Black Talk,"
a woof ticket is "a verbal threat, which one sells to somebody; may or may
not be real. Often used as a strategy to make another person back down and
surrender to what that person perceives as a superior power." Tom McIntyre,
professor of special education at Hunter College in New York, noted nearly a
decade ago: "Woofing is especially effective against those who are
unfamiliar with it and don't realize that it is most often 'all show and no
go.' . . . The menacing behavior can usually be defused and eliminated by
informed, tactful action." He advised teachers to "look secure and
self-assured while you withdraw." In the context of the basketball star
Howard's remarks, woof tickets are not to be bought; on the contrary, he
uses the phrase to show that performance, and not intimidating attitude, is
needed to "get it together."
I don't believe the hype or buy a Woof ticket. Nigga you make a gang of noise and never seem like a cricket.
- Xzibit, "Paparazzi"
by Bud Smoker January 18, 2004
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