typose

Someone who types a lot, particularly on an instant messenger and especially if they type a lot more than they talk in real life.

"You're not very typose today... *prods*"

by Statuess October 8, 2007

test those tires

1. To have sex.
2. To engage in a sexual act.
3. To go for a ride (on me).

derived originally from: condoms=rubber=tire

"So, if you want to test those tires, you can stay over at my place."

by H. Heckubah July 19, 2006

one of those

A shit that conjures sensations so nasty that it compels one to take a shower afterward.

A: A shower? Now?!
B: Yeah dude, just had one of those.

by 1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21 March 21, 2010

Toser

A complete loser, a term for one of poor intellect or social awareness who often does stupid shit.

Courtney threw a stone at the ground and missed.

"you toser!" said Oliver

by lolzc@ts123 September 9, 2014

I miss those

When a guy physically misses having sex with a female. Or he misses her body parts, breast or ass.

Guy: "Hey baby when are you gonna come over again?"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "I miss those!"
Girl: "we'll have sex soon!"

by Professor Slang man May 29, 2010

What are those?!

A joke to describe Someone Shoe Style. Popular on the internet

I have a question , What are those?!

by easfdass November 20, 2017

that place!, those people!

the damning realization one shortly will have to get out the door and GO TO WORK!!

unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!

not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!

HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"

in an idle moment during the week-end, i found myself thinking...-that place!, those people!

a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!

the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!

by michael foolsley October 31, 2011