Tijuana Torpedo

A Tijuana Torpedo is that painful shit you take after you eat some hella spicy Mexican food.

Guy 1: Hey man, you okay?
Guy 2: No, I just dropped a Tijuana Torpedo
Guy 1: Oh hell

by Fuqwan Hurricane Tiger Blood June 16, 2016

neato torpedo

An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is "cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front of one's friends (especially if one was male), one would probably be called a fag, gay, or queer, although I might not agree with them.

Bill: Wow that car was tripped out
Bob: Yeah, it was neato torpedo!
Bill: Fag!

by Diana Stephens May 25, 2005

back door torpedo

when you are having sex with a girl and you are about to cum, in one deft movement you pull out and shove it in her anus without warning and immediately ejaculate in a sexual explosion.

last night i gave julie a back door torpedo!

by russland September 10, 2010

topsharking

Pulling down an unsuspecting girl's top and/or bra, exposing her breasts. Best done in a public place for maximum shame factor

I went topsharking at school today, and the freshman chick squeaked while all the senior guys watched her big bare boobies bounce.

by el duderino of springfield February 6, 2008

tops

1.In control; of high regard; the best; 2. Terrific; fabulous; grand; of high quality 3. the boss; most dominant; the lead

True Religion Jeans are tops as far as designer jeans are concerned.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 8, 2007

topshit

When someone thinks they are the best, most coolest person ever when really they look like a tool.

Bob thought he was topshit driving his brand new hatchback down the road.

by MaBro December 27, 2008

pink torpedo

a male member

Damn, I'd like to sink her battleship with my pink torpedo

by manfat June 28, 2003