topside

A personality trait that demonstrates strong decision-making skills or control, characteristic of homosexual males who prefer to be on top. Often valued by men who want to relax and not make choices (see, e.g. bottomy).

Where do you want to eat tonight?" "I'm not feeling like making decisions tonight. Just show me your topside and pick.

by @J_Cyrious July 13, 2011

Topgunned

Shoplifted/stolen. Also known as a TG discount.

I didn't have enough cash to pay so I topgunned it instead.
I got a mad TG discount on those DVDs!

by shooter77 May 12, 2010

ToPhuck

Egyptian name meaning to have intercourse. Based off of the american words to *uck. Normally named after kids who weren't planned either.

ToPhuck and I went to the top of the pyramid lastnight!

by ToPhuck November 29, 2010

Tops in tokes

Top notch AAA weed true reefer madness, like
heroin in a joint except you don’t barf.

Tops in tokes, true reefer madness, like
heroin in a joint except you don’t barf.

by grahajas December 28, 2005

tops and bottoms

When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.

Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.

by zipper13 May 9, 2011

shelf tops

pair of Adidas Superstars

Man, since i saw that "My Adidas" video by Run DMC, I always kick it in my laceless shelf tops.

by FSU Austin January 12, 2007

Toosunday

The last day of a three day weekend. Used mostly for finishing all the work you should have finished the Sunday before.

I freaking spent my toosunday trying to define Wang Mang Liu Bang Shang Yang.

by procyonca October 27, 2007