Toot Bag

When having sex with your girl and as you go in real deep it causes her to let one rip, right on your bag. So it becomes a toot bag.

Man 1: Man, I was Giving it to my girl real good and she tooted on my bag.

Man 2: Ahh, she gave you a toot bag.....

by Sleepy&Flop July 19, 2009

toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 4, 2020

toot out

When a person excretes excessive flatulence by means of eliminating, one or many, individuals from their general vacinty.

'Oh bro, you could have just asked me to leave, you didn't have to give me a toot out.

by Nogimp May 15, 2019

Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.

Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.

by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020

hot toots

You know when you have a toot, and it just kind of feels hot coming out? That is a hot toot. No poop comes out, it is just a hot toot.

George had a lot of hot toots last night after eating too much Taco Bell

by Kira’s Husband November 21, 2022

Toot cake

To knee someone in the butt two times on each cheek with each knee in a jumping motion while saying "toot cake"

Yooo, this bitch got toot caked!!!

by Timbob jr. August 14, 2023

Tuna Toot

An extremely smelly queef

"Omg Tina tuna tooted lastnight and it smelled horrible"

by Andrewtate101 April 13, 2023