Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.
I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.
by Lostinservice March 5, 2011
Get the Schrodinger's Toiletmug. by SICK RELNICK April 20, 2010
Get the feed the toiletmug. 1. People that do something to toilets, such as put something on the seat or loosen something in order to pull a prank.
2. Small creatures that crawl out of the toilet when you are doing math homework while taking a dump, and give you the answers.
3. Essences that increase your focus and brain power when you are in a bathroom.
4. People that graffiti porta-pottys
5. People that hide in the bathroom, usually sitting on the toilet, when they troll the web.
2. Small creatures that crawl out of the toilet when you are doing math homework while taking a dump, and give you the answers.
3. Essences that increase your focus and brain power when you are in a bathroom.
4. People that graffiti porta-pottys
5. People that hide in the bathroom, usually sitting on the toilet, when they troll the web.
My mom didn't want me to do my math homework in the bathroom because she claimed that the toilet trolls would tell me all the answers.
"Looks like the toilet trolls stopped by," said the park ranger when he saw the spray painted porta-potty.
You don't know when the toilet trolls are online, because they just seem like they are going to the bathroom.
"Looks like the toilet trolls stopped by," said the park ranger when he saw the spray painted porta-potty.
You don't know when the toilet trolls are online, because they just seem like they are going to the bathroom.
by Okto May 25, 2017
Get the toilet trollsmug. Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty
In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much
Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer
Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much
Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer
Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
by Stareintothemaggotdraw March 23, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. (n) a particularly animated deposit in the commode.
- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.
by Sczechuan Stan February 3, 2018
Get the Toilet Dogmug. The substance that builds up on the underside of the toilet seat and the part of the toilet bowl thats covered by the toilet seat. Substance consists off toilet water, urine, feces and pubic hairs.
by Flower the Skunk January 20, 2010
Get the Toilet Cheesemug. 1. Person of Bad Character.
2. Someone who is a piece a shit.
3. Dirty, rude, problematic individual.
2. Someone who is a piece a shit.
3. Dirty, rude, problematic individual.
1. Lucas is a great catch for any woman, that other guy Webster is a toilet flower.
2. I told my friend Rovair not to date her because she's a toilet flower.
3. Adam, she plagiarized my work the sold it online as her own eBook, what a toilet flower.
2. I told my friend Rovair not to date her because she's a toilet flower.
3. Adam, she plagiarized my work the sold it online as her own eBook, what a toilet flower.
by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace January 27, 2015
Get the Toilet Flowermug.