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feed the toilet

After eating a Turducken for Thanksgiving I really had to FEED THE TOILET
by SICK RELNICK April 20, 2010
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Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.
Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!
by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015
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toilet fluff

The debris left on the toilet seat from your ass crack that comes from your underwear.
Make sure you clean the toilet fluff off the seat when you are done.
by jeffyd September 6, 2007
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Schrodinger's Toilet

Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.
I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.
by Lostinservice March 5, 2011
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Toilet Flower

1. Person of Bad Character.
2. Someone who is a piece a shit.

3. Dirty, rude, problematic individual.
1. Lucas is a great catch for any woman, that other guy Webster is a toilet flower.
2. I told my friend Rovair not to date her because she's a toilet flower.
3. Adam, she plagiarized my work the sold it online as her own eBook, what a toilet flower.
by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace January 27, 2015
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Toilet paper

Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty

In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much

Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer

Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
Ugh there’s Karen again with 500 rolls of toilet paper
I will wipe my booty with this toilet paper
by Stareintothemaggotdraw March 23, 2020
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painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet
Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell
by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013
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