toasterbating

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama

Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!

by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015

TimeMaster

Someone who can tell time by looking on his wrist....WITH OUT HAVING A WATCH!!

hey dude what time is it,here let me just look at my...."watch" it's 12:39...oh oh my god YOUR A TIMEMASTER U DONT HAVE A WATCH

by BootabopPOW January 5, 2016

toaster strudel

Act of busting a fat nut on a girls stomach as though spreading the frosting on some toaster strudel

-Can I cum inside you?
-Ew no just give me a toaster strudel

by white iverson October 9, 2016

toasterdick

A person so terrible, awful, and inhuman that their penis can be compared to a toaster.

Person: God, Brian is such a

toasterdick.
Person2: Woah man! That's too far!

by Shot_Macker July 11, 2016

toastergoat

The cross breed between a Toaster and a Goat. This is what happens when a toaster takes a goat back to its apartment and gets it too high and gives it too many margaritas. The baby is obvisouly called a Toastergoat. The toastergoat is generally known to like getting really high and enjoy drinking too much tequila. Coincidence?

Julie: "Woah dude did see how much f*****g weed toastergoat smoked yesterday? Toastergoat looked like he/she couldn't even comprehend anything we were saying!"

Josh: " Yeah, man. That happens when toastergoat drinks tequilla too. I think toastergoat gets it from his/her parents."

by Yvonne Bradrick March 3, 2017

Toaster Strudling

When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.

Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!

by DeeeZ September 24, 2018

texasterone

The energy that makes a man more southern and Texas-like.

Ah watch out for that guy he’s got so much texasterone, I stfg I’m super scared he’s gonna some some racist shit or something. Total redneck.

by Ezra Bergenstein June 2, 2019