toad dick

a bumpy, lumpy, or rough penis.

anna: did you hear caleb has a toad dick?
ben: yea i heard it be bumpy as hell.

by loosejuice420 October 30, 2021

Bumpin the Toad

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations

Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"

by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009

Toads Re

Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.

Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.

Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!

by The Executive Council August 14, 2008

dirty toad

The sexual act of placing pickle juice in your lovers bunghole and then spraying it on you then shit spraying you

Omg Todd showed me how to do the dirty toad last night and I came instantly

by Toadman 420 June 27, 2021

Toad Whistle

Toad Whistle- an unfortunately wart-laden beef whistle.

"Dude, that is one gruesome looking Toad Whistle you're sporting."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

toad yeeting

Catching a Cane Toad and yeeting the animal with a tool.

Catching a Cane Toad and placed it on the end of a garden rake before shouting yeet! And throwing or toad yeeting it as far as possible then listening for a thud.

by Bla804 October 18, 2019

toad's smile

a fake smile in which the lips are closed and the corners stretch from ear to ear

marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead

by tk191 June 23, 2010