masturbate

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

by Calvin April 5, 2005

masturbate

its a proven fact that if girls masturbate more then 4 times a week the chances of getting cancer goes down 1/4

wow my chances go down 1/4..im gonna go masturbate

by siemens47 March 1, 2007

Masturbation

Self improvement or pleasing oneself.

Rick: Did you see John working out?

Steve: Yeah, he is totally masturbating his ego.

Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction on the hand...

by Raakam_revolver September 12, 2012

Masturbation

Playing with your genitals while thinking of a tractor.

Masturbation...on the farm...success.

by Curiousss June 8, 2009

masturbate

The act which makes people go blind, insane and have hairy palms.

"Damn, I can tell you've been masturbating again." "Huh? who said that?"

by mass-turd-bait March 7, 2003

Masturbation

To stroke your penis, causing you to ejaculate, now commonly referred to as fapping

Jim: Masturbation is a GREAT way to pleasure yourself

by FluffyMan20 May 9, 2016

masturbate

to masturbate is when a girl touches her front bottom and clitoris until its wet or a boy touches his willy until its wet and masturbation is done for fun because some people want to do sex but cant or they just feel like it and the wet stuff that comes out can make a white patch in your pants or knickers and people do not normally touch their private parts in public

oh and im touching my front bottom and oo yeah im tickling my clitoris ohh yeah mmmm all the wet stuffs coming out its all over my fingers ooooo mmm im fingering my front bottom

oh and ive got my willy and im touching it all over and the we t stuff is coming out ooo mmm and it feels goood ohh yeah when i masturbate i get really excited

by vaginal fluid November 11, 2006