tim

One who is the pimp at every party, a huge badass, a gangsta, and a fucking liberal.

"yo, if being fresh to death is a crime its time for tim to see a jury."

by conservative rosebud sister October 23, 2006

tim

Technologically
Incompetent
Mother

A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.

Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children

TIM: "How do I use this remote?"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"

by The_Bear June 06, 2007

A Tim

A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners

Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim

Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim

Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim

by Jaimie Torrance August 25, 2006

tim

Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.M

my name is tim and everything about this is true

by timmyferrdaddy April 14, 2008

Timming

The unintentional act of stealing ones girlfriend

there he goes, timming the new girl..

by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017

Tims

Timberland boots.

He had some Tims on and a hoodie.

by Borincanna January 23, 2019

Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

by Maddmunkey September 04, 2015