uncle paul nightmare

a term used to describe the total and absolute disgust and/or dislike of anything generally accepted as fun, desirable, loving and exciting.

Most people love the beach, the warm weather and a good margarita , but it is an uncle paul nightmare to Johnny.

by sageisms January 4, 2018

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

When the nightmares of hell becomes song

2023 LAR18 Black Mermaid Scuddlebutt horrible rap

This song is so bad I want to astral project my self out of my body to screech and release my pain & suffering, truly this is 'when the nightmares of hell becomes song', PURE CRINGE.

by OdiousAquarius June 26, 2023

Nightmare

The black jaunce that unexpectedly releases itself from the pants of TRICK. The nightmare is a sight unforgettable to the memory. Be careful when receiving exposure to the nightmare. Warning: Might permanently damage the eyesight, but its a classic.

"Oops, I dropped my towel"
"Ah trick, put the nightmare back"

by The one and only March 3, 2005

Nightmare

A demonic shadow that will possess a certain human and will
Give them godlike powers over the darkness.
Will only attack if it is pissed off at people who make fun of it's host.

My shadow can be such a nightmare.

by Lizard51 October 23, 2012

rightmare

(n): A nightmare that actually becomes a reality; a rightmare

dude last night i had the freakiest rightmare! she DOES have three nipples!!!!

by opk-phokel June 28, 2010

pubic nightmare

a 12 year old boy with a hairy chest

Kevin was such a pubic nightmare, he used to braid his arm hair.

by Dravium December 9, 2007