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Hatin' Chairs

Becoming so anihilated drunk that you start pushing chairs around.
The chairs may be bar stools, rocking chairs, or any other form of sitting furniture.
Most commonly done at a bar in front of a large group of witnesses but may also be done in other venues.
Exception: other forms of stationary objects may be substituted. In example: slot machines, trees, tables, etc
Shane "what are you up to brian?"
Brian "Hatin' chairs"

or

"I was totally hatin' chairs last night"
by bundas May 12, 2010
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Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.
After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.
by kevinjanko August 3, 2008
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chair wanker

Typically found in groups, people who go to music festivals and set up near the stage with deckchairs, inflatable sofas or picnic blankets and expect everyone to leave a big gap around them. Often can be found not even using aforementioned items.
"Hey did you enjoy the Isle of Wight Festival?"
"Sure, but there was chair wankers everywhere!"
by Wighteggy June 12, 2019
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Chair-jacked

To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.
Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.
by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009
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Chair Rubbing

The act of using a chair as a form of masturbation for men and women.
My favourite type of pleasure is "Chair Rubbing"
by UncleSans May 19, 2016
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Musical Chairs

The physical game which inspired Hunger Games, Minecraft Hunger Games, Fortnite, & PUBG, Pixel Gun battle royal, & Apex Legends.
Fortnite: PUBG copied us
Apex Legends: First time?
Musical chairs: *Laughs in hidden*
by ArticEmpire February 20, 2020
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chair burn

Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move
Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!
by Fandangils November 7, 2013
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