When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and your penis touches the underside of the toilet, (where all the pubic hair and pee is) thus getting the Witch's Kiss. This can happen when you get a boner or if you are just hung.
"I was watching porn the other day while taking a shit, and got a Witch's Kiss"
"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."
"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."
by LIZZARDSTOMP January 12, 2010
by Nk Elite June 05, 2006
Sara, you have kiss tourettes because you're writing a paper and all of a sudden you start kissing me!
by z-kay May 05, 2011
The super nice kisses but they happen on your neck. 10/10. Definitely will give you butterflies. Do this with caution, it will make you want more affection. This is similar to giving a hickey, but not stupid. They are quite wholesome and lovely. Would also recommend not biting your partner, that weird. So very weird.
Pro tip, don't curl up into a ball if you're receiving neck kisses, it tends to make the other party displeased.
Pro tip, don't curl up into a ball if you're receiving neck kisses, it tends to make the other party displeased.
"Yo, yesterday, I gave my girlfriend some neck kisses"
"wow dude thats very nice and wholesome, sounds enjoyable"
"wow dude thats very nice and wholesome, sounds enjoyable"
by cuddlebug42o May 16, 2020
When your thighs are so meaty that they touch together effortlessly. Basically, the opposite of a thigh gap. Shout-out to all my males and females who have that thigh-kiss game! Mhmm, sexy.
Unless you naturally have a thigh gap, then I don't blame ya, but don't fucking dominate it like it's superior over a thigh-kiss.
Unless you naturally have a thigh gap, then I don't blame ya, but don't fucking dominate it like it's superior over a thigh-kiss.
"Why do so many people want thigh gaps? Shit, even the dog wants some beat on the bone. AH damn! You see that girl over there? Those outstanding thick thighs, ooh man! That's the perfect example of a THIGH-KISS!"
by Electric Eloquence April 06, 2015
A pringles kiss is when two people put two pringles in their mouths so that it looks like a duck bill. They then proceed to "kiss" each other as if the pringles were their lips.
by potate-ho February 25, 2017
by Polar Bear Exceptional May 13, 2011