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Wanky biscuit

A game played by (normally drunk) men. It involves the participants standing in a circle with a biscuit in the middle. The game players must then masturbate onto the afore-mentioned biscuit. The last one to shoot his load is deemed the loser and therefore, as a forfiet, he has to eat it.

It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.
The winter evenings rolled by with the help of our frequent games of wanky biscuit

Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.
by Wednesday Club King September 22, 2009
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Biscuit kid

The really white fat kid you see in your gym class, who also very strangely is addicted to KFC
Damn that's one Fat-ass biscuit Kid
by soup'n taters March 11, 2015
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Love Biscuits

A juicy pair of women's buttocks. A plump derriere. A backside that simulataneously captures a man's heart and imagination. The reason they wrote the song, "Pull over that ass is too fat."
"Boy, you best take me out somewhere fancy for dinner tonight. If not, ain't no way you squeezin on these "love biscuits."
by RJshattypants May 4, 2010
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Home Biscuit

A term used to refer to someone who is white and uses his white characteristics to make friends with most everyone he/she meets. Usually an extremely funny individual who makes a joke out of everything but can have serious moments as well.
A look into the mind of a "Home Biscuit" is very interesting. He/She may come off as dumb but is usually very intellectual. The origin of this name is unknown.

Also a "Home Biscuit" is usually pleasantly plump, meaning the perfect balance between biggie smalls fat and cute baby bunny chubby
Hey do you know that kid?
Yea man thats Home biscuit
Home Biscuit... what's his real name?
I don't know but who cares he's hilarious.
by Danjut1 September 17, 2010
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biscuit time

Man say! Its 12:00 p.m on a muthafuckin sunday hoe its Biscuit time! We out! Im tryna be outta' deree. (The time to get fucked up off your drug of choice, but usually a term meant to start drinking.
by Swxxt.t539bxtch May 21, 2017
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vag biscuit

Jaime floated out one hell of a vag biscuit; the odor wasn't great, but the sound caused me to loose my wood pecker.
by Shar1 September 22, 2013
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lawn biscuits

(Noun,Plural) Defecation left by any mammalian creature, typically a canine, on a neighborhood lawn. Said droppings then become a gratifying snack to any unsupervised animal on the prowl for a freebie.
Johnny Shatt, unprepared as usual, allowed his Labrador to take a mean shit on the apartment lawn. Five minutes later, the neighborhood stray Chihuahua made a meal of said lawn biscuits. Yummy.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
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