Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.

I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.

by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020

cream bucket

That is what women call men who are a dumpters for women that cum on them. They are collection of girls that they slept with. Exp: I would never do that guy, he is the biggest cream bucket around.
Oh that guy is such a cream bucket, and he doesnt take a shower too!

That old geezer is a cream bucket!

by andresillo November 11, 2010

Jimmy creamed

To completely mess up or to fuck up horribly.

woah dude you really Jimmy Creamed that abortion.

by bloodyhellharry July 20, 2016

Cream Pony

A short statured wealthy caucasian man with a pony tail that has a reputation for being an above average lover.

Did you see Derek last night at the bar? All the ladies say he’s a major cream pony. I think you should give him a shot !

by SophondaCox January 15, 2022

Soft cream

Excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences ejaculation without an erection.

I saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!

by Raj Gill August 27, 2016

nipped cream

The little bit of whipped cream that pops out of the dome lid on your Frappuccino.

Ordered extra whipped cream on that frappuccino; there was a full inch of nipped cream poppin out the dome.

by The Berry Girl April 04, 2015

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

by CreamCruncher69 June 26, 2020