slammer

As we all know, the slammer is how one describes the penal system when feeling extra angry at crimes.
Their crime, you may ask? It was being on the wrong side of the law.

Then in one fell swoop, she and I pinched Roxy and Jake respectively, and hauled them right off to the slammer for interrogation.

by rufflesntruffles February 21, 2024

Shanghi Slammer

When a lady uses a set of chopsticks to jerk you off while sucking your cock

If my wife gives my cock a shanghi slammer, it doesnt get her stroke hand dirty.

by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

slammer

A man who is very reputable and experienced in penetrating the female clitoris with his penis for a long duration of time with fast paced repetitions and completely satisfying a woman's sexual needs.

"Dude... Trust me , Eddie is a slammer. He fucked that girl at school camp pretty hard."

"Bro , you are NOT a slammer... i'm pretty sure you are still a Virgin"

by jonjoshelvey10 August 8, 2019

The Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space

Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

by The peeper of 15 July 2, 2024

ear slammer

A very catchy song, as referenced on the Longmont Potion Castle track "Molecular Lionel".

Have you heard that new single from Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.

by Grover Loaf March 4, 2017

Oklahoma slammer

Created a large hole via. Drill into your urethra. Then put multiple toothpicks into your urethra, make sure they stick out. Then run full speed into a wall dick first with it being hard.

I was made to do a Oklahoma slammer by the cartel

by Alfie Thomas roughley June 16, 2025

Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally

You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”

by TheDrukenCowboy September 4, 2019