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Sasquatching

The act of driving by and connecting to a bar jukebox, playing an extremely shitty song. Made famous by playing “I Fucked a Sasquatch” by the Seething Fuck Patties.
We drove around Sasquatching every bar in town last night.
by Sasquatch Jr. June 13, 2018
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Sasquatch

Verb: To go to the bathroom outside, as a sasquatch would.

Can refer to urinating, defecating or both. To qualify as sasquatching, the activity must occur outside of any building. It could be in someone's yard, in the grass at a park, or in the wilderness.

The term was coined in 2021 in the Pacific Northwest, a hotbed of Sasquatch and Bigfoot lore, and is commonly used, primarily in Oregon and Washington State.
Eila said "Excuse me, I'm going to go behind that bush and sasquatch."

"I can't believe Tony sasquatched in our backyard last night. I'm going to go get the pooper scooper."

"Above all, Kristen loved camping. She loved everything about it, from snuggling in a sleeping bag, viewing beautiful vistas from mountaintops, to sasquatching among the Douglas firs, as nature intended."
by K-Tone! March 1, 2023
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sasquatch poop

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"
Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.
by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013
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Sasquatch Sneeze

Vaginal flatulence; a discreet slang term for the word "queef."
"Dang Krista, that was one loud sasquatch sneeze."
by ohmygoshimginger May 19, 2022
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Sasquatch Apparel

Steezin' Clothing.

myspace.com/sasquatchskierappco
Is that Sasquatch Apparel?

Most definitely is Sasquatch Apparel.
by Benji5150 March 22, 2009
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Sasquatch plunder

Where you shave your pubes and put them in someone's bum so the poo is hairy
Bro 1: I totally did a PHAT sasquatch plunder last night

Bro 2: what about me broseph

Bro 1: maybe next time lil jit
by Jimbooojames August 10, 2024
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Punching Sasquatch

From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.
I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"
by Yellowdevil27 February 26, 2009
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