What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Pear pear

Pear pear is a wonderful person who has a great personality and every time u see her you are smiling
by Cart November 22, 2021
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Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.
Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel
by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 24, 2014
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Upside-down Pear

A person whose chest sticks out relatively farther than their buttocks.
Her body type is like an upside-down pear.
by EmmettLBrowneEmmettLBrown April 28, 2022
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Pear Jawn

A Korean-pear flavored water-ice called TankBoy usually stored in flexible plastic tube-like bottle. It is very sweet and taste exactly like Korean-pears.
Next time, I'm going to H-Mart by myself so I can eat all five pear jawns by myself.
by reyalpratiug April 25, 2011
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Prickly pear

A rough exterior of that is sweet on the inside just like having sex with your acupuncturist
by Adambernsteinwrotethus August 29, 2017
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