uncle pear is a type of sexually attractive mii game character from the wii u. created by two fine young girls in 2020, uncle pear is often remarked to have large bosoms and a oversized ass. he has fought many battles, but the hardest battle he fought was when his creators, disowned him. we now all stand against the uncle pear erasure. he was a real celebrity to the younger generations hearts, and many fight for his return to the gaming life.
by wiiuwrites January 16, 2025
Get the uncle pearmug. by Lili_mimi December 1, 2020
Get the Pear🍐mug. by Cody Gay July 18, 2023
Get the Something in the pearmug. by suspicio January 9, 2022
Get the pear momentmug. An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.
The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
Get the Pear shapedmug. Cam: Yo guess who had a threesome last night
Donny: Was it a Lucy Pearl?
Cam:.....yeah
Donny: That doesn't count!
Donny: Was it a Lucy Pearl?
Cam:.....yeah
Donny: That doesn't count!
by Mastermind15 November 24, 2007
Get the Lucy Pearmug.