Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit

Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.

by 69kisses January 5, 2020

Toe infection

Connor might have to get his toe cut off!!!

Connor’s toe infection is wild!!!

by Not bubble guys March 1, 2022

does this look infected?

Use in an ironical way to make fun of people dumb enough to ask medical advice on the internet

- does this look infected?
- Yes , you will probably die

by Robot-chicken July 15, 2014

Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody".

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025

Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020

The chan infection

A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it

"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"

by Backroomsguy111 February 26, 2023

An infection

Is destroying my brain. The AI is not doing that. The not being paid and, therefore, rendering me unable to pay for aid is destroying my brain and you choosing to be a barrier to that happen is doing that to me. Not the AI.

Hym "An infection... Is doing that. Not doom-scrolling. Not not working out. Not not cleaning my room. Not not taking YouTube advice. And certainly not AI. An infection that is being misdiagnosed as TMJ is destroying my brain and the references people at making at me are not delusions and have nothing to do with MY brain. So, no, just murder them. They really just don't need to live that bad."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025