Diamond Dozen

How autists say "dime a dozen"

White girls are a diamond dozen.

by Hi-Hat February 27, 2011

jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.

I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God

by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016

cutting diamonds

when its so cold outside, your nipples dont just cut glass, they cut diamonds

Dude 1:damn dude its like 20 below out here.

Dude 2:i know im cutting diamonds

by lucas bermejo June 9, 2007

BLUE DIAMOND

A deep depression that occurs as a result of realising that any wealth or success you have ever, or will ever achieved is a result of the efforts of your father.

Those guys are really showing off about their business success, but in reality they inherited a Blue Diamond from their dad.

by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022

Diamond Wank

A prolonged wanking experience in which legs are placed into a diamond position. Invented by Diamond Dave

I’m off for a diamond wank

by Rourkenator November 12, 2021

Hobo Diamonds

Broken automobile glass, usually found in suspect communities (i.e. hoods, trailer parks, ghetto mall parking lots, etc.), with chunks that resemble cubic zirconias regularly seen in "urban" nightclubs or Wal-Marts nationwide.

That dude's got a sterling silver pinky ring encrusted with hobo diamonds.

by Baze is KPBL December 4, 2010

diamond z

To undo. Comes from the key code you type on a computer keyboard to undo something---hold down ctrl (which usually also has a little diamond on it) and Z.

I wish I could diamond Z last night... I never should've gone to that party

by Ciee January 17, 2006