Someone who’s incredibly fascinated by cramps.
Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Ricardo: Hombre, look at this cramp homie got in her leg! Shits crazy son
Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!
Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!
Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
by NeighborsAteMyZombies July 23, 2019
Get the cramp creep mug.1. The pain you'll receive, after a muscle contraction, that lasts mere seconds or even hours.
2. God's punishment for all the horrible things you did, within the last 24 hours (i.e. not warning people after a toxic incident on the shitter).
Mostly in the form of absolutely excruciating and mindbreaking pain in areas of your body, that you didn't even knew, had the capactiy of feeling any sort of sensation, often appearing in the middle of the night and waking you up from that sick lucid dream of yours, where you were about to get that Epic Victory Royale in Fortnut.
"Prefered" parts of the body, that cramps like to show up on are the lower calfs of both legs, both of your feet, your tongue or the left or right side of your torso after you made the bad decision to try out that new sleeping position, that you found in the "The Kama Sutra of Sleeping Positions" earlier this day, since you aren't enough Ricardo to have an actual girlfriend to practice postions from the real "Kama Sutra" with, except maybe your waifu bodypillow covered in cumstains and sweat.
All that's left for you to do, after you've received the feeling of "knowing" that the pain is going to kick in within the next 10 seconds is, to hold the part of the body, that is going to be affected from the cramp and to roll from one side of the bed to the other, while screaming and regretting for the next 5-10 minutes and learning out of your mistakes to never be a turd-swinging lil shit to our society ever again
2. God's punishment for all the horrible things you did, within the last 24 hours (i.e. not warning people after a toxic incident on the shitter).
Mostly in the form of absolutely excruciating and mindbreaking pain in areas of your body, that you didn't even knew, had the capactiy of feeling any sort of sensation, often appearing in the middle of the night and waking you up from that sick lucid dream of yours, where you were about to get that Epic Victory Royale in Fortnut.
"Prefered" parts of the body, that cramps like to show up on are the lower calfs of both legs, both of your feet, your tongue or the left or right side of your torso after you made the bad decision to try out that new sleeping position, that you found in the "The Kama Sutra of Sleeping Positions" earlier this day, since you aren't enough Ricardo to have an actual girlfriend to practice postions from the real "Kama Sutra" with, except maybe your waifu bodypillow covered in cumstains and sweat.
All that's left for you to do, after you've received the feeling of "knowing" that the pain is going to kick in within the next 10 seconds is, to hold the part of the body, that is going to be affected from the cramp and to roll from one side of the bed to the other, while screaming and regretting for the next 5-10 minutes and learning out of your mistakes to never be a turd-swinging lil shit to our society ever again
A mother to her son, after she heard him screaming in agony last night.
Mother: (in a concerned voice) Did you sleep well last night, or did something happen?
Son: (slightly annoyed) No I suddenly got a really painful cramp in the lower calf of my right leg and it woke me up to the point, where i couldn't hold back screaming, cause of the pain.
Mother: (in a concerned voice) Did you sleep well last night, or did something happen?
Son: (slightly annoyed) No I suddenly got a really painful cramp in the lower calf of my right leg and it woke me up to the point, where i couldn't hold back screaming, cause of the pain.
by Gengetsu July 26, 2019
Get the Cramp mug.Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.
While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.
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Get the minstrel cramps mug.i hit that mendo purp oil hash so hard off my new bong filled with ice extra long i'm feelin a lung cramp when i smoke. it has lasted for days .
by harry prince October 16, 2011
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by CrampLover123 September 5, 2018
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