Cramp Job

When you jerk off and get a cramp

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job

by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016

Adventure Cramp

A pain in the abdomen caused by extreme sexual positioning.

I am sure she got an Adventure cramp after what I did to her last night.

by Ogden-Morrow February 26, 2021

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.

Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.

by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017

lung cramp

hitting/smoking/inhaling herb and experiencing pain in the chest.

i hit that mendo purp oil hash so hard off my new bong filled with ice extra long i'm feelin a lung cramp when i smoke. it has lasted for days .

by harry prince October 16, 2011

fetching a cramp

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.

I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!

by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019