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Mississippi soak

Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.
Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.
by Bluebillattii April 6, 2024
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Soak

A bitch boy that thinks he knows everything when really and just a scared pussy.

A commonly known name for being a soak is Colton.
Goddamn it colton is being such a soak these days.
by Your lil sister June 4, 2023
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soak on it

Like "sleep on it" but for less than a day.
Ankar said, let's soak on it.
by adhillonwedding September 26, 2017
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Soaking

Mormon teens version of putting the key in the door but not twisting and just waiting for the door to unlock itself like that. Now replace key with dick and door with vagina.
You heard the word soaking before?”
“No?”
“Well it’s basically mormon “sex””
“Mormon??”
by Skeeoung August 8, 2024
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Soaking William

Soaking William is the ultimate wet Willy. Taking two wet fingers and inserting into both ears of person wanting a soaking William.
My wife is giving me a soaking William after work today.
by Ain’t.no. William June 4, 2025
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toke and soak

Smoking marijuana followed by a relaxing soak in he tub.
I see a toke and soak in my future.
by Aquarius13 November 21, 2017
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Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.
Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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