Snowman Hand

adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.

Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.

Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?

by KamiChan January 24, 2012

melting snowman

A person who can't handle stressful situations very well and mentally weak

You are like a melting snowman! Get your shit together and stand up for yourself.

by spiderwolf June 30, 2017

Snowman's Load

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.

"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"

by groimsley December 11, 2010

chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013

Snowman

Keyboard and synth man Kim Wonpil of Day6 once described himself as a snowman whilst on a skiing/ snowboarding trip with his band mates. “Kim wonpil” is synonymous to God and what he says goes therefore he is “Snowman”

No one: h-
Wonpil: hey I’m snowman

by Wonpi94 March 10, 2019

snowman cookie

where a guy shoves his dick in a snowmans ass, mostly putting a fleshlight and then ejaculating so its not obvious. or when a guy shoots his load all over a woman and eats her "cookie" then licks the "frosting" off.

did you see that guy across the street yesterday?
he really needs to get laid

dude i did a snowman cookie on her, she enjoyed it so much!

by meanbitch61 December 14, 2016

Indominable Snowman

A snowman who cannot be fucked with.

The indominable snowman didn't melt even under the hottest of Saharan suns.

by Tamarashayne October 9, 2019