Skull whore

A person who skulls everyone whether the message was funny or not

Adam: *skulls message by Zenus*
john: bro he isnt even funny stop being a skull whore
adam:kys

by Zenus4KIng December 11, 2022

buying a skull

To have friend with benefits come over under the pretense of buying a taxidermy skull, but servicing a need or desire instead.

"Yeah, that was just a friend of mine who came over and was 'buying a skull'!"

by Cunninglinguist22 December 26, 2021

Skull Rattler

While receiving a blow job, the receiver of said pleasure open hand slaps the side of the givers head with the ferocity of JJ Watt performing a swim move while pursuing the quarterback.

"I gave the old lady such a Skull Rattler last night that she may need to enter the NFL's concussion protocol."

by paulyballgame May 5, 2017

Skull Baby

A baby that was rejected by baby snatchers because of a resemblance to a skull

"Ooh what a nice baby. Imma take that one home."

"Oh no Keith, that's a skull baby. Take a gander at the massive dome."
"Too right Jarred. I'll look elsewhere then."

by lorddefiance March 7, 2022

Red Skull

Red Skull, otherwise known as Jonesy, is the type of man that can't go outside without burning is bloody scalp and yet sustains the well known pale skin tone

Yo Red Skull, why can't you cop any coochie

by Fraser the sick dog February 27, 2019

skull fuck

The act of popping someones eye with a sharp object, such as scissors then inserting your penis into the bloody socket, pulling out, and re-inserting. (sex)

as in something you wouldnt do to your grandmother

"Well turns out she really didn't like the sight of me skull fucking her. Luckily next time she can't watch."

by Kextchup October 11, 2008

skull fuck

to tear out ones eye and proceed to skull fuck the scoket until the juice runs clear

its good to talk honey so if the painters are in, i need a bit of sexual skull fuck so on ur hands and knees.

by mullet007 May 13, 2006