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shocker schmenocker

A variation of the ever popular shocker. Performed when the middle and ring finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky into the anus. The "schmenocker" is performed when the clitoris is flicked with the index and the thumb. shocker
Brenda's orgasm was so intense that she said she had been schmenocked.
by Rat Bastard February 23, 2004
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spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.
once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.
by antous on topolots April 1, 2008
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vicious shocker

An extremely painful, ill-meaning shocker applied to an innocent.
This girl had no idea how we do, ya know? I got her wasted,applied the vicious shocker and left her cold on the bus, G!
by S.P. Sweeney August 7, 2008
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Shocker Aid

A historic match played between the 2 biggest teams in the league. "Ingurland V", the biggest team in the league, play "World V" every Thursday at 10:20 AM.
so far, one season has been played of shocker Aid, which resulted in the smaller team, "World V" winning by 1 point in the league table.
Person 1: "you going watching shocker aid at top basket ball court today?"
Person 2:"yeh man"
by hahayehman November 10, 2022
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Dude Shocker

Terry thought the shocker should be more gender neutral... So he gave Nick the dude shocker... They both agreed it was fun...
by CatPenis69 March 8, 2019
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Hot Shocker

Similar to a regular shocker (see "the shocker") but the administrator applies hot sauce or oil from a pepper to their fingers before insertion.
Tyler was chopping jalapeños and then gave his wife a hot shocker.
by lilboss6969 August 27, 2021
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pentagon shocker

When you're climbing over a fence and a picket pokes you right up the pooper.

(The PENTAGON Shocker, because it's the Department of DE FENCE)
I slipped while jumping the fence and gave myself the old Pentagon Shocker
by Spankleberry April 26, 2017
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