Bad asses, Guidos, etc.
"That fuck first! He just cut us off."
"You suck at everything you do, why do you even try?"
"That fuck first! He just cut us off."
"You suck at everything you do, why do you even try?"
by Edward Jonestown June 19, 2009

The type of person who absolutely excels at first impressions, but is usually actually a bit of a twat beneath this thinly construed surface. He or she will greatly impress people and gravitate attention on first meetings, as onlooking witnesses who know them better suppress the deep annoyance this causes.
- Oh my, look how Nathan is just raking in all the attention from those girls.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.
by marcalite July 16, 2016

“I didn’t realize that the bottle landed on me when we were playing spin the bottle so I was kind of confused, I’m glad that my first kiss was with my best friend.”
by Malic.E.Acid October 20, 2023

Using a guy/girl that you don't like to get your 1st kiss, 1st make out, and/or 1st relationship over with. Gets you past all the "Awkward Firsts" so you have confidence and experience for the one(s) you do like.
by stellarheart557 January 13, 2011

The street war tactic of attacking your enemies before they attack you. Also known as retaliating first. It requires great skill and paranoia to anticipate a threat and then smash them before they get to you.
by Captain hard March 10, 2017

Jimmy (true Noob): Oh i totally got this Noob.
Narrator: "First Blood"
Jimmy: WTF, thats totally bullshit.
Pro: hahahahahahah
Narrator: "First Blood"
Jimmy: WTF, thats totally bullshit.
Pro: hahahahahahah
by dick Johnnie Walker October 14, 2009

He was pained by blue balls after his girlfriend fell off the mountain in his lap and ran home crying.
by Wintergreen February 29, 2004
