I could tell that Danielle was ready for the morning wood from the koochie dew beginning to soak her panties.
by zenabiman February 4, 2017

(dark lotus) either violent jay was reffering to drinking a mountain dew(which is highly unlikely because in "want my shit" he says "i sad fago, fuck mountain dew"...or it means smokin a joint. i thought he says "i skateboard back and forth smokin a "jib" but the lyrics say "dew" coincedentally "jib" is defined as manouvering on a skateboard or something with wheels. alot of trick here. calling it a joint for now until my much anticipated personal interview with violent jay from insane clown posse
by violent jayyyyyy December 8, 2013

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective
Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you
by Zapgourley August 9, 2020

by wife of keith john January 7, 2012

by Big Dick Energy August 2, 2018

When a person drinks a twelve pack of mnt dew holding the urine until they have to go real bad putting their penis in partners anus relieving themselves then partner releases it from their anus into others mouth.
by psychopath13 October 7, 2016

Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.
by QuacksO June 26, 2021
