Rug Sausage

A hairy penis

She’s into rug sausage

by Ghostinthedark February 9, 2018

rug day

A day where it's more efficient to stay at home than to go anywhere. Whether you need to catch some z's, finish the homework due that day that you didn't do, or to simply lay down (like a rug) and reflect on life.

Friend: "hey! I didn't see you at school today, is everything okay?"
Person: "yeah I'm okay! I just needed a rug day."

rug tired rugday work

by Whelp. November 8, 2015

rug bag

Monkeying around on a nontraditional level mickey like monkey mouse

Steve: Hey John what are you doing

Asshole: rug bag bug bag

Steve: FUCK YOU

by Ck'Crimson April 21, 2021

split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.

Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.

by Taciturn February 27, 2017

Fug Rug

Something or someone that is beyond ratchet

You look fug rug right now

by EmilyLarson March 6, 2015

Head Rug

If you don’t like the word wig just use head rug instead

Bald person got a new wig
“I love your new head rug!”

by MuffinPie October 22, 2020

rug mrs

Another saying for "oh that sucks" or "oh fuck." This phase is normally used when you are with a group teenagers who feel badly for a situation you are in.

Oh rug mrs, Noah did trumps secret stepson just try fuck your friend lauren?

by not your average teenage girl September 28, 2017