lumber liquidator

noun • a manner of reference to a characteristically vitriolic bitch who is either possessive of the predisposition to, or who has previously undertaken the action of removing the male phallic organ, usually subsequent to becoming enraged and overcome by her own flippant and ungainly emotions, to the point of performing such a heinous and vengeful act. Furthermore, such dismemberment is usually accomplished via the utilization of a sharp object, or potentially one that is comparatively duller if the perpetrator desires for a more lengthy and torturous removal and later thrown into adjacent vegetation and/or woods in order to secure difficulty in locating the separated life-giving essence of the human race.

Also see peter eskeeter

Anthony: Awww shucks, that lumber liquidator Maggie done got me, looks like imma be stuck without my ween. Guess I’ll get back to sitting on my ass. Ueh ueh ueh

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 January 11, 2020

liquid trippin

a state of euphoria induced by alcohol consumption whereby a person actions may seem foolhardy

"Dawg, you gotta be liquid trippin if you think you can take that nigga on!"

by tattybear August 21, 2004

Liquid Sadness

The shits. Intense serious squirts like Niagara Falls coming out of your ass. What Terry gets when she eats at Chipotle.

Dude, did you hear about Terry? She had a case of liquid sadness while in traffic the other day. She ruined her pants.

by JS-Shitter April 8, 2016

liquid bond

when a girl cant dump a guy even after he has cheated on her multiple times because she lost her virginity to him.

Brooke won't dump Greg because she has a liquid bond

by baseballl playa March 20, 2010

Liquid Gold

Known as crude oil for how expensive it has gotten and how much of war country's put out for it.

Opec control's most of the liquid gold.

by juukbox April 5, 2011

liquid nut

All the substance embodied by the incredibly full, round flavor of the nuttiest seed. The flavor explosion that overwhelms your mouth, encompasses your tongue and sticks to all that it touches. Especially enjoyed by my dog.

Madison, did you prefer my crunchy or creamy liquid nut better?

by P3NTH0US3 September 13, 2019

ass liquid

When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid

Yo I have no fucking idea what I ate but I've been pushing ass liquid for 3 days straight

by Milo_Slayr March 28, 2016