Tesla

The car every third and forth grader wants for their sweet sixteen. Jokes on them, their parents are poor.

Third grader: I want a Tesla!
Parent: no I can’t afford rent

by MilkyStar December 2, 2021

Tesladar

Tesladar- a radar like ability to quickly and easily spot a Tesla anywhere and a keen sense that a Tesla is nearby

My Tesladar senses were tingling, and sure enough, I turned around and there was a Tesla

In a sea of cars, my finely tuned Tesladar helps me spot a Tesla immediately.

by Wreckonize Teslove December 5, 2021

Tesla19

A bitch who uses cheats and constantly kills you because they suck ass

“Dude this guy is REALLY annoying me, he fucks with me constantly.”

“Dude he’s such a Tesla19.”

by Gastonshairychest December 5, 2021

Tesla19

An annoying bitch who is so obsessed with you they won’t stop fucking you/with you.

“DUDE this guy will not leave me alone and it’s pissing me off!”

“He sounds like a Tesla19”🙄

by Gastonshairychest December 5, 2021

Teslaforever

Teslaforever describes an investor in Tesla with a stock holding period that is indefinite. They will never sell the equity, extracting funds needed via Margin (borrowing against the equity) or future dividends when Tesla decides to pay dividends in the future.

At what price will you sell your Tesla stock?
Never. Because I am a Teslaforever investor.

by Trentism January 16, 2022

tesla taser

Similar to slug bug.

when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.

"Tesla Taser!!! Buzz buzz buzz"

by InventorOfun December 15, 2021

telsan

Telsan, a word used to define the one relationship of A Tessandra and a Elsa. Though the relationship shortly ended after 10 months and Elsa found more fish in the sea. Will not be forgotten

Wow look at Telsan, *throws football*

by Telsanfanforlife February 23, 2022