Brek Tech

The visit to hillside in the 27 minute break halfway through 9am Rec tech to get a takeaway full English

“Hey aren’t you gonna have breakfast before you leave?”

“Nah it’s sound I’ve got brek tech first thing”

by J.D.Wetherspoon April 21, 2020

tech-hoe

A skinny boy who lives in alberta with his fat ginge cat in the basement that loves technology and free porn.

You are such a tech-hoe.

Dude, phat natters is such a tech-hoe

by dr.house February 11, 2010

Revak tech

Revak tech is alternative word for good video content

Guy1: hey did you watch (video)
guy2: yes it was Revak tech!

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

Tech Play

The use of technology devices as object during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse. Devices would include but not limited to laptops, cell phones, tables, game console, game console remotes, flash drives, internal/external hard drives, floppy disk, keyboards, etc.

Last night my boyfriend and I tried tech play, he choked me with his phone charger and slapped my ass with his Ipad.

by Sushi Queen of Chicago February 6, 2017

Hippie Tech

Technology not so much hippie in origin as hippie in use. A way to live life based on hippie philosophy (Turn on, tune in, drop out" Timothy Leary, 1967) realized using 21st century tech.

Being able to travel permanently around the country in an RV while maintaining an online life for income. Using market capitalism to be free like an anarchist.

Guy: "How can you travel year round and follow all the concerts, festivals and Be-ins and also go to all the Ren Fairs? Don't you have to be rich to do that?"

Me: "My hippie girl and I are no where near rich cat! Thanks to Hippie Tech like 4G, twitter, blogs, etsy, eBay and virtual commuting/contracts we can do whatever the hell we want, wherever and whenever! You grok me brother?"

Guy: "Far out man!"

by eprankster February 24, 2013

women in tech

Typical LinkedIn headline of a woman who doesn't know shit about technology.

Women who are truly specialists in a technology discipline know such a headline does no good to their image.

PROFILE: Jessica P.

Leadership | Sustainability | Creative | Women in Tech
RECRUITER: Damn why does she even have a LinkedIn PROFILE? She can't do shit!

by ClassyDevvv October 26, 2020

Tech rape

When your electronic device, or software, is forcibly updated, typically against your will.

Windows tech raped me and now my PC is running slow.

by Look! A horse! August 15, 2018