Tallahassee Slappy

Is when you shove your hand someone anal. Then pull out and slap them until they turn red or black out

My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee slappy until I could handle it

by Software129 February 10, 2026

Tallahassee Tourniquet

The act of wrapping one's own (or more commonly a partner's) belt, shoelace, necktie, or any improvised strap extremely tightly around the base of the erect penis and/or scrotum immediately before climax, then proceeding to ejaculate while the constriction is maintained at maximum tightness. The goal (or at least the claimed goal among degenerates who admit to this) is to produce an explosively forceful, high-pressure orgasm followed by an almost cartoonishly dark-purple, throbbing, vein-bulging member that looks like it’s about to pop.

Upon release of the improvised tourniquet, the sudden rush of blood back into the area supposedly creates a painful-yet-euphoric pins-and-needles sensation that some describe as “cumming so hard your soul leaves through your dick and then gets sucked back in"

Bro said he gave himself a Tallahassee Tourniquet last night and passed out for like 90 seconds. Woke up with a boner that looked like a bruised eggplant and a carpet that needed professional cleaning.

by Bigdawg_jimmy67 February 15, 2026

Tallahassee tightrope

When you take a double dildo and run into each other's ass then clinch your ass checks and tug away from each other. Whoever comes uncorked loses.

Toby and Timmy were caught in a mean round of Tallahassee tightrope.

by Hooligunz April 2, 2026

Tallahassee Mudbath

A honey-tinged full-body tongue bath of one’s stepsibling

I fucked my stepsister, but in my defence, I gave her a Tallahassee Mudbath first

by ConorJP91 October 25, 2025

Tallahassee Rattlesnake

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and they proceed to fart on it, profusely shaking it.

"I was bangin a mom of 3 and she asked me if I wanted a Tallahassee Rattlesnake, I obliged."

by UNCLEIGAN November 27, 2025

Dirty Taylah

Usually includes 1-3 males, the female stands upright and proceeds to strike each male in the groin as hard as possible with their forehead that has been dipped in searing hot oil.

I got lucky last night, these guys really wanted to get dirty Taylah’d

by Bobs and vergin November 20, 2021

The Tallahassee Tyson

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.

Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!

by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025