Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.

Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.

by yougboxb April 15, 2024

fap taxi

Taxi that you fap in to get to your destination, and deposit penal juice into drivers mouth

I love that awesome fap taxi ride

by doctorcocktor September 11, 2014

Maxi taxied

When you take 2 guys in the front and 10 in the back.

"How was your night last night?"

"It was amazing, went to a party and got completely Maxi Taxied"

by PyroDiction April 2, 2022

platinum taxi

The finest, sweetest, hottest, wettest, best piece of ass anywhere around. You just can't miss a chance to take a ride.

"Others may be good, but only Courtney has that Platinum Taxi!"

by Oakley Grab Ur Gun November 22, 2013

tria-taxis

It is 10^^^3

I have tria-taxis euro

by Robert darcy November 2, 2023

fart taxi

When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.

I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.

by GoGo Bates June 8, 2022

taxi the tabaxi

A man whos had gay sex with a drow elf before.

Hes also pan and is very gay for Br’aad vengolor!!
Also oriana is a bitch and he wont admit it

Person 1: is that a furry??!!!??
Person 2: no hes just a tabaxi whore aka taxi the tabaxi

by Gh0stie_bo1/Charlie November 3, 2022