Toasting

The act of one clenching their toes and inserting into an orifice mainly sexually.

“Oh Adam, I can’t wait to Toast you”
“Her feet were small, perfect for toasting.”

by Oh no tuxedo mask June 3, 2018

BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.

"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"

by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008

Pop tarting

Taking a dump underneath the covers while asleep.

I took NyQuil and Ex-Lax last night and ended up pop tarting in my sleep.

by Anchala April 9, 2008

testing the waters

Testing waters is workout champs who try 2 sets squatting and never use the exercise ever in lifetime again.

Jessica workout mania champ tried 2 sets of testing the waters barbell squats and has never touched the exercise again in lifetime. Hecne the term for workout champs trying squatting in weightlifting 2 wimpy testing the waters sets.

by Robbie Robinson August 21, 2009

toasting

To place your penis 'twixt two slices of fresh bread - buttered, obviously - and offering it to the missus.

come here darling, i have a sandwich for you.....

by DirtySanchez April 11, 2004

hyper-tasking

Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: chaos-tasking.

While hyper-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.

The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my hyper-tasking.

by Prof K June 16, 2008

Server Stress Testing

Testing your own network security through various methods such as DDoS.

Server Stress Testing is absolutely critical to understanding your network's security and where it needs improvement. Server Stress Testing takes your website offline so you can keep it online more in the future!

I used NovalyTech.com stresser to ddos my servers network. This is a method of server stress testing.

by NovalyTech.com January 21, 2015