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tard fam supremacy 

The feeling of supremacy that all tard fam members feel when interacting with another fellow member of tard fam. All the tard fam members know that they're dumb as hell so whenever they interact with another member of the fam, they realize that it is their opportunity to feel superior for once. They will each try to assert dominance by constantly putting the other one down and also telling them to "stfu" while also referring to the them as a "retard." The reality is that all tard fam members are retards and for some reason, their tard fam delusion kicks in and makes them think that they're better than the other tard fam members even though all of them are on the same tier of tards.
*Norman "Nick" talking to his tard fam cousin York and both are exhibiting tard fam supremacy*
Norman "Nick": Dude York, you're such a dumbass, literally everyone else knows what I'm saying except you
York: Dude stfu, I'll beat the shit out of you one day
Norman "Nick": I think you actually might be retarded
tard fam supremacy by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

tard hatch 

a mental institution or place for emotional re-stabilization/rehabilitation
I was tagging tina until I found out she was fresh out of the tard hatch; scared the shit out of me so i quietly faded away into the night.
tard hatch by Texas Muck Savage November 26, 2010
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tard strength 

(n) The inhuman strength posessed by a retard.
After I tried to take his helmet away, Jimmy started flailing and unleashed his tard strength on me.
tard strength by ObiWanKenblowme October 29, 2003

tard genius

An idiot savant. One who has specific intellectual capacities that are far above average but is functionally incapable of caring for one's self.
Dustin Hoffman's performance as that tard genius in Rainman was fuckin' awesome!
tard genius by Bippity Bopster December 30, 2008

tard coddling 

Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.
I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.
tard coddling by Max Pivo February 27, 2009

Tard Safari 

The event of a pack of tards breaking the door open in tard class, leaving them free to waddle out and whoop all over school, wreaking havoc among all the normal students.
*CRASH!!!!!*
tards: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
guy1: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN!!
guy2: What's going on??
tards: *waddle through the cafeteria, flipping tables with tard-strength*
guy1: Its a fucking Tard Safari!
guy2: Aw shit, lets get out of here!!
Tard Safari by Tomalo October 10, 2011

tard rage 

when a retard is sent into a rage acquiring super-human strength
dude, don't piss him off, or he'll break out the tard rage
tard rage by daddy March 8, 2004