by qwerty1337asdf March 20, 2008
Get the uber-tardedmug. The event of a pack of tards breaking the door open in tard class, leaving them free to waddle out and whoop all over school, wreaking havoc among all the normal students.
*CRASH!!!!!*
tards: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
guy1: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN!!
guy2: What's going on??
tards: *waddle through the cafeteria, flipping tables with tard-strength*
guy1: Its a fucking Tard Safari!
guy2: Aw shit, lets get out of here!!
tards: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
guy1: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN!!
guy2: What's going on??
tards: *waddle through the cafeteria, flipping tables with tard-strength*
guy1: Its a fucking Tard Safari!
guy2: Aw shit, lets get out of here!!
by Tomalo October 10, 2011
Get the Tard Safarimug. by daddy March 8, 2004
Get the tard ragemug. 1) person that goes absolutely bonkers over playing the Wii and can play 25 hours a day if you let them
2) one who constantly insists on being Player 1 (as opposed to 2, 3, or 4)
SYMPTOMS:
Eyes are generally bugging out like they drank a gallon of spoiled green colored Hershey's chocolate syrup when they are playing
2) one who constantly insists on being Player 1 (as opposed to 2, 3, or 4)
SYMPTOMS:
Eyes are generally bugging out like they drank a gallon of spoiled green colored Hershey's chocolate syrup when they are playing
While playing Wii Sports, Jacquie whined and cried until Melanie let her be Player 1, so Melanie told her to stop being such a Wii-tard!
by Uncle Sal April 4, 2008
Get the Wii-tardmug. by Struckfire3337 January 29, 2021
Get the Trump tardmug. by Douglas S November 23, 2006
Get the Shit Tardmug. Goosebumps that occur out of empathetic embarrassment.
When one person witnesses another person commit an act of such severe social discord the first person will become embarrassed on behalf of the offending person. When the embarrassment manifests itself as goosebumps, this is known as tard bumps.
The surface area of the body covered in tard bumps determines the severity of the case, measured by three specific states: 1.)Tard bumps on some area of the body, usually the arms or back of the neck.
2.) Full Body Tard Bumps wherein the entire body is covered in tard bumps.
3.) Tard Bump Seizure, wherein the case is so severe that the body actually convulses and one must remove themselves from the offending site, drink heavily or at the very least, close one's eyes.
Tard bumps frequently occur during amateur sporting events, courting scenarios, any time a person uses a british accent, anything involving stage actors, any scenario in which high-fiving is the most frequent cooperative gesture and any scenario in which one person attempts to fit in through misguided and energetic means.
When one person witnesses another person commit an act of such severe social discord the first person will become embarrassed on behalf of the offending person. When the embarrassment manifests itself as goosebumps, this is known as tard bumps.
The surface area of the body covered in tard bumps determines the severity of the case, measured by three specific states: 1.)Tard bumps on some area of the body, usually the arms or back of the neck.
2.) Full Body Tard Bumps wherein the entire body is covered in tard bumps.
3.) Tard Bump Seizure, wherein the case is so severe that the body actually convulses and one must remove themselves from the offending site, drink heavily or at the very least, close one's eyes.
Tard bumps frequently occur during amateur sporting events, courting scenarios, any time a person uses a british accent, anything involving stage actors, any scenario in which high-fiving is the most frequent cooperative gesture and any scenario in which one person attempts to fit in through misguided and energetic means.
P1. (Singing loudly while high-fiving and making eye contact) You got mud on yo' face, big disgrace, kicking yo can all over the place!
P2. (To P3.) Let's get out of here, this dude is giving me serious tard bumps
P1. (Still singing) We will, we will, ROCK YOU!
P3. Yeah, if he does another air guitar solo I'm going to have a fucking tard bump seizure.
P2. (To P3.) Let's get out of here, this dude is giving me serious tard bumps
P1. (Still singing) We will, we will, ROCK YOU!
P3. Yeah, if he does another air guitar solo I'm going to have a fucking tard bump seizure.
by vranizan February 24, 2010
Get the tard bumpsmug.