Kiss the Trailer

A really dumbass game where you sit in the back of a pickup truck or other top open vehicle of sorts, drive on the freeway, while your dumbass driver gets close to a tractor trailer, trailer portion specific, and your dumbass friends try to get close enough to the trailer to literally kiss the trailer so they can win the game. However, what normally happens is all of the dumbasses try to complete this process after many slaps and pokes of the trailer.

hey fuck faces, let's play kiss the trailer, and to make it extra fun let's add booze and some pot to the equation.

by trogdor1 January 3, 2011

Trailer Amnesia

Right after the coming attractions but before the feature starts when you forget what movie you came to see.

Movie: (after 5 previews) And now your feature presentation..
Guy 1: Oh man, what are we seeing again?
Guy 2: You always get the worst trailer amnesia, you're the one that wanted to see Big Mama 3!

by jknapp44 April 9, 2011

trailer trance

Really bad electronic music, made by and for people with the poorest musical taste. Something you would hear at a trailer park party.

What is this crap they're playing on the radio!? It sounds like such trailer trance!

by Scrambly July 31, 2010

trailer bent

1. Literally, the act of being sodomized profusely whilst bent over a flatbed trailer. 2. A stronger variant of the traditional phrase "get bent," i.e. "get fucked." Often used in a competitive context when the performance of a player or team is particularly bad.

The San Jose Sharks got trailer bent by the LA Kings during last year's Stanley Cup finals.

by Deagostini February 19, 2015

Trailer cheese

The type of cheese that comes individually wrapped by the slice in cellophane packages.

Do you want the sandwich with the cheddar or the trailer cheese?

by Commodore Mortimer January 11, 2016

polish trailer

When someone is being followed so closely by someone else that if the first person stops suddenly, the follower will bury his head up the first person's ass.

"Bill was sucking up to the boss following him around the office, that if Big Jim had stopped, Bill would have been a Polish Trailer."

"See Jennifer over there? I bet she doesn't know Dave is her Polish Trailer!"

Polish trailersuckup brown noser

by wade886 April 1, 2016

Trailer trucking

When one man sticks his big black magnum dong down a girls throat, and another man sitcks his iron giant in her tight, wet, gaping asshole and both start fucking her silly.

Hey Bill Cosby and Sixnine.
"We're gonna do some trailer trucking to you two!"
The prision guards said.

by Abong has tiny shlong March 18, 2019