Tom

The largest cockface in the entire world

Don't be a Tom

by columbianbambam June 29, 2011

Tom

The hottest actor to play Superman...well, young Superman. He looks good in anything and has the most mezmorising eyes ever!
Talking about Tom Welling, by the way :)

www.devotedtotomwelling.com
OR
www.tomwelling.com

by Kanwal March 06, 2007

tom

more commanly know as a sociopath: a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience. has complete disregard for anyone else but cant help it cause it just how they function but its a complete idiot who will die alone with 47 cats. lying little shit. with a pigeon nose and cant even see over a car bonnet and cant last for more than 5 minutes absoloute bullshit. short little liar

i cant stand him hes a compelte tom

by bull yit November 07, 2011

Tomming

To walk around naked except for boxer shorts, with your cock hanging through the crotch opening

Tom walked through a very populated dorm one night whilst drunk, and his cock was hanging out. Therefore, we call it Tomming.

by Drunk at MTU October 20, 2008

tom-tom club

uncool outsiders

"Who invited THAT tom-tom club to my party?"

by JohnnyLurg August 20, 2011

Tom

A fat ugly bitch who thinks he's the man.

Look at him, he's such a Tom

by tomsfat June 19, 2014

Tom

a guy who has sex with multiple women from places like geraldton (not azia) and films it ON LOCATION , sometimes girls like rebecca fiumu decide to shove bottles up their pussys for TOM MAY enjoyment , little does she know the production its all around her home town.

Me: hey did you see that video last night on dave's pphone?
Cooper:yeah was a TOM MAY production

by hahawtfahahwtfahahwtf October 08, 2008