Tooter

Male reproductive organ.
Also, may be pronounced tootie.

Kelly isn't going to pee in the pool. He just plays with his tooter when he gets nervous.

by Mike January 13, 2005

tooter

The sweet loving and caring poop shoot of all people, animals, and things to grace this green earth

Yo man you shut yo toof before i kick you in yo tooter!

by Cletus February 27, 2003

Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

Tooken

how someone who doesn't know how to speak correctly says the word taken

"i had tooken a huge dump"

by LiterallyDepression42069 June 5, 2020

to go up tottenham court road

anal sex

i had a good date last night, i got her to go up tottenham court road

by mydak January 2, 2011

ROOTIN-TOOTIN

THAE ROOT OF ALL EVIL AND ALL PROBLEMS

That kid is Rootin-Tootin, giving his mom all sorts of grief!

by Das errker August 7, 2014

tooting powder

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.

"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."

by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009