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Scary Tomatoes

When a man comes up behind another man, usually in a locker room and says "SCARY TOMATOES" loudly multiple times, then pulls down his pants and fucks his victim in the ass.
Guys call the cops, I just witnessed Scary Tomatoes!
by buttbuttboi September 28, 2015
mugGet the Scary Tomatoesmug.

Tomato queen

A boss ass bitch who rules all tomatoes (people). She is queen and people bow down to this bitch.
Omg she is slaying. She is a tomato queen
mugGet the Tomato queenmug.

Stewed Tomatoes

Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.

My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
by Dick Onchin January 14, 2023
mugGet the Stewed Tomatoesmug.

Jamaican tomato

Weed, that is specifically in a bowl or pipe.
I’m just going to go home and have a Jamaican tomato
by RaTheGod March 25, 2021
mugGet the Jamaican tomatomug.

tomato tan

A term used by people who have spent too long in the sun without suncream, aka. an extreme case of sunburn.
"Dude that's a sick tomato tan! How long were you out there?"
"Eight hours."
by robbo6124 August 20, 2009
mugGet the tomato tanmug.

tomato brain

The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being
“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”

“Damn that’s rough”
by DumbBitch2.0 April 5, 2019
mugGet the tomato brainmug.

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