Tottle

To have intercourse with inanimate objects pertaining to the category of video games. Mainly Nintendo game cartridges and inside the game input slot on the console.

(opens door to friends bedroom without knocking)

"OH...... oh god.... OH FUCK MAN! are you tottleing that Double Dragon cartridge?!"

"no dude.... it's Zelda, chill...."

by Tim (ya its me adam ) Murphy February 3, 2010

tottus

another word for describing a chick

yo i seen some buff tottus in da club

by sneaky J November 5, 2003

Tofting

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

by discotropolis December 9, 2008

totty

A bit of a pussy or a lazy person, someone who creates a fuss or can just be used as a nonsense word.

Omg, are you serious? Such a totty!

by tfghjk July 5, 2012

tottermelon

noun; a genetically modified watermelon with a green rind and a blue meat and a taste of pina colada with a hint of gazelle.

1. Jims Dean is hungary for soemthing tropical yet gamey, so he bought a tottermelon.

2. Darren and Charlie are a scrumtrellescent pair of tottermelon salesmen.

by Chuckles R. July 14, 2006

Telletubby Tetter-Totter

When 2 fat people 69. since they can't engage in oral sex at the same time they have to rock back and forth.

Hey Joe, did you see the fat couple at the beach? They were pactically doing the Telletubby Tetter-Totter in front of everybody.

by doughboy58 February 18, 2009

to go up tottenham court road

anal sex

i had a good date last night, i got her to go up tottenham court road

by mydak January 2, 2011