Freedom Wank

When a relationship is dead & buried, release those feelings of sadness & heart break...
Knock out a freedom wank & celebrate a new chapter, the return to single, the return to FREEDOMMMMM!!!

Note: Think of someone hotter than your ex.

Guy 1: Dude, are you o.k? You were totally depressed about splitting up with your ex.

Gut 2: Man I'm cool! I knocked out a Freedom Wank & now I am FRRREEEEeeee! Yeeee haaaaa!

by Fake_SJB October 15, 2010

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freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.

Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.

by Auggie4ia August 26, 2017

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freedom night

A night after breaking up with a significant other involving alcohol and random hook-ups. A celebration of being free.

After that bastard, I needed a freedom night.

by Haley N March 26, 2008

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voiced freedoms

A term used to describe freely expressed thoughts, opinions, and beliefs without fear of retribution. Any of the opinions and beliefs voiced during practicing that right.

We are practicing the right to protect our voiced freedoms.

by The Ferocious Whomper January 4, 2023

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Freedom of Tweech

a Fake Social Media legislation that explains that one can tweet whatever he/she wants with no boundaries and openly doesn't care if you read it and get offended, all in 140-characters or less.

"Did you see Matt's tweet about jumping on the Winnipeg Jets bandwagon?"

"He's just using his Freedom of Tweech. That's the whole point of Twitter."

by TheDrake1001 June 20, 2012

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