A gray sweatshirt, coupled with a pair of gray sweatpants, worn in conjuntion with white tube socks, bunched up at the ankle, and some dirty tennis shoes. This gray sweatsuit is suitbable attire for any events, and is extremely comfortable. Great accessories for this "tux" include firy red hair and a standard issue Loras laptop case, stuffed to the brim with workout clothes and a hodge podge of papers.
"hey buddy, you rockin' the Thompson Tuxedo?"
"wait... what?"
"Yeah man, look, your wearing a gray sweatsuit"
" aw shit... yer right, ill go change"
"wait... what?"
"Yeah man, look, your wearing a gray sweatsuit"
" aw shit... yer right, ill go change"
by kjmc77 May 15, 2010
The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
A old lady who thinks she’s a cougar but she looks like she was trampled by 1200 cougars and plowed by an elephants Cock. Her vagina smells like fish and her sons dick after it was double dipped from her ass to her mouth to her ass to her vagina
by Ohshit4real January 02, 2022
A short youthful boy which loves to engage in intercourse with several arachnids and species alike. He has a knack for going full nelson on "thugs", or better known as muscular African-American men in low socioeconomic neighborhoods. He is also known for engaging in intercourse with domesticated animals such as tabby cats, and pet vermin.
I saw Elisha Dane Thompson the other day, he was sticking his shrimp cock into a snakes mouth so i fled briskly.
by r/treefookers February 07, 2024
The man who loves being a cuckhold to his male lover. Drives a red rocket with no handles kuz he thinks he's fearless
Zack thompson are you attending your cuckhold appointment tonight.
Why yes I am fine sir sorry for not catering to you sooner. You are #1 on my list to I need to be inside you, I don't care if your twice my age rob ima marry you boo I love you more then my x
Why yes I am fine sir sorry for not catering to you sooner. You are #1 on my list to I need to be inside you, I don't care if your twice my age rob ima marry you boo I love you more then my x
by The start March 24, 2024
Xavier Thompson’s are pretty sick people but they’re scared of cricket balls when facing fast bowlers but there alright at cricket.
Teacher: Hey Xavier Thompson can you come and bat?
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50
by Iekdjnxnsjjsndmmc May 28, 2021