a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
by Joe Morbo April 29, 2008
A contest between newlyweds where they tie the second knot of the night. They both insert tampons into their ass and then they tie them together, another type of matrimony. A game of tug of war is then played. It really is a game of skill and butt tightness, a dry butt hole is recommended, as any type of slippery will lessen your chances of winning. If the woman loses, she must use the tampon and if the man loses, the woman must use the tampon.
Ben: Did you have the brown wedding on your honeymoon?
Bernard: Yeah man, the game didn't last long, we served curry at the wedding.
Ben: Ahh, amateurs
Bernard: Yeah man, the game didn't last long, we served curry at the wedding.
Ben: Ahh, amateurs
by bennythebuttrapingbullet July 29, 2016
When a person gives another a hand job in any public setting such as at dinner under the table (as seen in Wedding Crashers), on the dance floor while grinding, while in class, studying in the library, etc...
by TJ_Simp January 25, 2008
A term on Urban Dictionary that is actually an inside joke among friends, reframed as a common definition.
by Swapan Basu May 19, 2008
The people, or person, that makes a wedding or other "fancy" occasion memorable because of something untraditional.
by Loki91 May 01, 2006
Shirly is so wedding horny...she's registered at 4 different stores and she doesnt even have a boyfriend!
by Sweepy Bob June 12, 2007
To ejaculate on a womans chest while she is sleeping and have the sheet stick to her body. when she wakes and stands it will become a "Wedding Dress"
by Super Pace May 04, 2010