UK Punjabis are citizens of Britain who are genetically from the Indian State of Punjab. They speak Punjabi and mainly practise either Sikhism or Hinduism. They are known for heavy drinking and amazingly fun weddings.
Person 1: Can you be Punjabi if you are born in Britain?
Person 2: Yhhhh bro, that means you're UK Punjabi!
Person 2: Yhhhh bro, that means you're UK Punjabi!
by 5ecret5ingh January 7, 2025
Get the UK Punjabimug. Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
by oblyboblie March 15, 2024
Get the Basic white guy (UK)mug. 
the collective term used for Northern island, Scotland,England, and sheep shagger land (Wales) however the yanks are seemingly uneducated and think the UK just means England
by mybiggestpetpeeves August 8, 2024
Get the UKmug. 
by enviousproplayz April 18, 2023
Get the young mwadison UK the IIImug. by Coach KJ November 21, 2021
Get the Caleb Ukmug.